We Be Goblins!
His Mighty Girthness Chief Rendwattle Gutwad
His Mighty Girthness Chief Rendwattle Gutwad rules Licktoad Village from atop the great Teeter Chiar, which at over 6 feet tall allows him to properly look down upon his subjects.
Once a feared slayer of many dogs, trophies of which are scattered around the chief’s Moot House, the past few seasons have seen Chief Gutwad grow fat and corpulent. Few goblins alove today have actually seen him out of his Teeter Chair.
By tradition, Chief Gutwad does not speal directly to his subjects, as the words that come out are so mighty that they frieghten away all the words in the heads of lesser goblins. Chief Gutwad’s instructions are instead spoken by his loyal servant Slorb.